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"You don't need a muse, Richard. You're a technical writer."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Any questions?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Brain Power

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Richard Graves.

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Wooly mammoth

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

"Welcome to the ladies' knitting app circle."

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"What you're experiencing is a 'Laying Claim to Your Own Life' moment of clarity. Don't be alarmed. The condition is usually temporary. Just ignore it, and in a day or so, you'll be back to your mindless, numb and robotically conforming self again!"

'How do these glasses feel?'

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Knitting Christmas Tree

Telescope

Garden Art