Clarity Crusader T-Shirts

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Relaxation Technique

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Not again!"

"Is something bothering you?"

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

'How do these glasses feel?'

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

'About half the students increased speed and lost some comprehension. The other half increased comprehension but lost some speed.'

Video game

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Telescope

The gaming world.

Clancy:Survey Question

The Rat Race

"Ignore everyone."

Tim Russert.

"You don't want to waste your time crayoning on the walls, you wanna get yourelf a couple of spray cans!"

'It's not a JOB, Ma. It's a POSITION.'

'How long have you been taking these industrial-strength calcium supplements?'

Cloud-Based Security.

The Modern Iconoclast...'Calm down. Things will work out.'

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

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