Clapback Connoisseur Pillows

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Theatre Crowd

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Time to buy.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Fisherman Funneral

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

Grange Hildegard.

Everest summit queue...

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

Dad, you know how your new longboard wouldn't fit in the car...