Clairvoyant Farm Fans Gifts

The Holstein Prophecy.

Yoyo sheep

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

Psychic Research Unit.

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

Gardener of the Year.

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

Cow cartooning block.

"We raise our beef humanely."

'I told her not to follow me!'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Man shaking hands with a bull

Bunny Trick

'Is that the best you've got?'

'Is it slop yet?'

'Doctor Moore?' This is Fretz! Look, it's 30 below!...