Clairvoyant Farm Fans Gifts

The Holstein Prophecy.

Yoyo sheep

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

Psychic Research Unit.

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

Gardener of the Year.

Cow cartooning block.

"We raise our beef humanely."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

'I told her not to follow me!'

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Man shaking hands with a bull

Bunny Trick

'Is it slop yet?'

'Is that the best you've got?'