Clairvoyant Comic Admirer Gifts

'I do not do commodity futures.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cow of BEEF

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Oil in Nigeria.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Big Medium

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

Phill Jupitus

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

'The mist is clearing.'

If I nap now, I'll never be able to nap ten more times before bed.

Sketches by Boz - Title page to the second series

'Now might be a good time to tell your wife where you keep your insurance policies.'

"And finally, we have about two billion Thank God it's Friday proclamations."

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

Cat Has A Dream

'Madame Astra spiritualist' door 'Please ring, knocking only confuses'

Madame Babushka: Palm reading, seances, portfolio management.

"How's my head size today."

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

Rapunzel falling out of her tower