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Fallout Shelter

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Here's the weak point."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Bomb Back Better

Dronin'

"Isn't that adorable? He learned that in Karate class."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Really big bang

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"