Civil Defense Fan Prints

Police Feline Unit

Billy. The Kid.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Here's the weak point."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Lancelot put to the Test.

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

Really big bang

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"