Civil Defense Analyst T-Shirts

Your Government in Action

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

That's What Happens

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Intolerable

Defence Cutbacks.

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Invade/Fail/Deny

The Thinker

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Justice 4 Ron

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

US fears missile competition.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Oooops!

Library Geoge W. Bush

Dictators Consuming the World

Giving Up a Little Privacy

US strike on Syria.

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

The Generals medals

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

The Grim map of Iraq.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Vocabulary Glossary for Libya

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!