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"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

Teacher Shortage/Brain Shortage

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Origami Society...

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"#BeCurious"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."