Civics Explorer Pillows

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

Teacher Shortage/Brain Shortage

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Origami Society...

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"#BeCurious"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

Cometh the Cow!