Civic Hobbyist Gifts

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Hang in There Democracy!

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

Karine Jean-Pierre

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"Your resume is full of half-truths, sophistry, and thinly veiled lies. You'll be a real asset to this campaign."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Casual skydiving.

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

Why we need a legislature .

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Republican striptease"

The polling station

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Obliviotocracy

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

'I can't believe it!...How many times do you have to be told....Tax cuts are not for the middle class!...'

"Huddled masses, line 3."

"The new German Government will fight urgent problems with courage, decisive action, and innovation. . . and without ruining the people financially."

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

Democracy In Action

"Today we learned about the three equal branches of government: the executive, the media, and the lobbyists."

"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'