Civic Enthusiast Gifts

"Today we learned about the three equal branches of government: the executive, the media, and the lobbyists."

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

Political fighting.

'Gosh, I love government, Ed. Just when you begin to lose faith in the system, along comes a fresh crop of idealistic young lawmakers with an invigorating brand of gridlock all their own!'

"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."

What the American people want...and our leaders.

"Maybe I ought to listen. This is the year I start voting."

"O.K., next we cut home-heating aid."

'Thousands of Afghan's spent hours in line to register to vote, despite threats by the Taliban.'

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'

"Minister, it might be better if you don't start your speech with 'To celebrate my re-election I'm offering a 50% discount for lobbyists who want a meeting with me.'"

Eric Cantor

2020: Do you know your voter registration status?

Joe Biden

"Happy Memorial Day, America. . !"

"You were subpoenaed to appear before a congressional committee, but you didn't show up. So why should we let you in?"

"I won't be voting to impeach the one leader who brought our country together..."

"Officer, that guy just took my poll. Do something."

Big Winners winners in the 2020 election...

Ballot Box

Welcome to Washington DC...Beware election year politics.

"The new German Government will fight urgent problems with courage, decisive action, and innovation. . . and without ruining the people financially."

"Hello? It's campaign time. I've got something very important to say."

'Welcome to the Republican Cafe. Can I get you the 'hissy fit of the day?''

Why we need a legislature .

Mayor Luzhkof and human rights.

"Arnesto says he wants to run for Senate...even though he was born in Mexico and is only 28 years old...he's really smart and I think he has a chance!"

'Leadership is a politician's job! - Your only job is to get re-elected!'

'Everything is so darn expensive now. I used to buy a HANDFUL of congressmen for what ONE costs now.'

'Don't worry about it, Hartwell -- Our pay hike won't really attract good people to government.'

Clancy Strip:If an election were held tomorrow….

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

Politician's motto: 'Voters are taxpayers.'

'The people elected us, so why should we always take the blame?'