Cityscape Horticulturalist T-Shirts

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He loves his leaf blower."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Last Leaf

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

Cats and gardens.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'