Cityscape Horticulturalist Mugs

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

The Busy Gardener

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Doing the borders.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Cats and gardens.

"He loves his leaf blower."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

The Last Leaf

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Do you have anything bigger?