Cityscape Cultivator T-Shirts

Convention of municipal gardeners.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

e-shoes

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Blue sky thinking

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

I love the Shard

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Brainstorm in progress.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

You will always find a spot to garden

'It's amazing that with all the things I've done that I haven't gotten a big head.'

urban agriculture

"Can I get back to you, I'm trapped in an idea"

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Working Vacation.

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

"Honey, my boss moved me upstairs – way upstairs!"

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

Renaissance Zone

"You are not what I expected."

"Chew. I don’t want you getting a stomachache."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'If it weren't for the money... it would be lonely at the top!'

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'