City-versus-country Humorist Pillows

Latest Spring Stiles from Paris.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Biliard Enthusiast

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"