City Scent Curator Pillows

New from New York Candle Co.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Pheromones.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I must smell more.'

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Urban Tsunami

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

'This one will bring him to his knees. And this one will start the proposal.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

'That bacon sarnie fragrance gets them every time!'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

At the animal perfume fair.

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."