City Life Observers Pillows

Street beggar has a sign up table for his own credit card.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Terry had a computer bug.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Domestic Spying Drones

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

Down on Bourbon Street...

From Here You Can See Bugger All

You trip on it, you buy it.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

The world of surveillance.

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

In case of panic, push button.

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Will Kill For Food

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."