Street Life Observers Pillows

Lost my job as a neuro-surgeon because of bad eyes. Please help.

"The grapevine says I have e-mail. Can I borrow your cell phone to read it?"

'Your grate or mine?'

Panhandler to dog, 'Stop beggin'!'

Nothing to steal.

"Wanna go out sometime – soon?"

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

You trip on it, you buy it.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

Mice 25¢

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

You Know You're Old When...

Maternity Hospital

Will Kill For Food

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"Thrown under the bus stop."

"Would you be willing to participate in a brief survey following this transaction concerning customer satisfaction?"

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Pedestrian parking only.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

School photos.

"... But he was just about to hand it to me before he keeled over!"

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."