Citizenship Milestone Pillows

Time to Thank Your Lucky Stars.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Do you think I'm sixty?

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Careful."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"Wait! I don't want to be disease resistant!"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Aging Problems

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'I'm fighting ageing.'