Circuitry Contemplator Gifts

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

Fight or Flight

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Sisyphus during Covid

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

California fires and Coronavirus

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'I think I've got it.'

"I forget - are we a species that mates for life?"

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Albert Camus.

Euro crisis

"I don't want a divorce, but I would like a gap year."

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

In-trays 'In' & 'Fighting'.

Echoes - 'Hellooooo'.

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

'I think I just blew my diet. Do you know what the glycemic index is for a communion host?'

"I've wasted my life."

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."

"How much worse?"

Why so sad? All my friends are divorced and I'm not even married!

Grim Reaper helpfully offers a smoker a light.

The nearness of you.