Circuit Sensation Gifts

Racing road signs

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Runner going through hurdles.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Surfing Pensioner

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"Can we do this on YouTube live, I need the money for my bail."

SCUBER

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'Jack, if you're taking pictures, I'll stay submerged! You know we always look bigger out of water.'

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

"Professor Marquez, I was especially dazzled by the 22 hashtags in your monologue."

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

We shall overcome covid-19

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

Shark having swimming lessons 'And what are you looking at flea bag!'

Runner Bean

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'