Circuit Sage Pillows

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

Computer whisperer.

Sales Exit.

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Gawk

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"