Circuit Sage Pillows

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"I make money, therefore I am."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Computer whisperer.

Sales Exit.

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

Gawk

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"