Circuit Genius Gifts

"I've checked, rechecked and triple checked this circuit and it should work!! You electrons aren't cooperating!"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Pollsters

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

Action shot portrait.

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

This Amount of Computer Code

Proud Inventor.

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"It's pretty bad when a goldfish has more memory than your computer. What were we talking about?"

Herd Nerds.

Well yes, I'm quite clever: I have over twenty patents to my name...

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

Casino. Ask about our frequent take-a-flyer program.

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

"Profession?"

This Digital Life - as experienced by the bottom of a coffee cup.

'We could have an overload somewhere.'

'A year ago my wife thought she'd found the perfect parking space--$80,000 in quarters later, she's still trying to leave.'