Circle Perfectionist Mugs

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Bullseye!

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Page 33, line 4..."

'This course is a great ego builder.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Close... but no Degas.

'Very clever, Gödel — your theory has a built-in disclaimer!'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Decorating a column.

Think Zero Defects

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Mount Everest.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'We've lost the will to go on with our play! Is there a motivational speaker in the house?'

"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."