Performance Perfectionists Mugs

Start their day with a laugh or a motivating quote on a mug that celebrates the perfectionist’s pursuit of excellence. Ideal for composers, writers, or artists who like their coffee hot and their standards higher.

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'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.' mockup

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me." mockup

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down." mockup

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!" mockup

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

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How to deliver a successful presentation.

How to deliver a successful presentation. mockup

How to deliver a successful presentation.

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"Any questions?"

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"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?" mockup

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

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Bullseye!

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'It appears the 'What?'s have it.' mockup

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

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'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.' mockup

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

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"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains." mockup

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

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The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance mockup

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

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"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir." mockup

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

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Hanging off every word...

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"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint." mockup

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

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'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.' mockup

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

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"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker." mockup

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

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'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?' mockup

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

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'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.' mockup

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

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"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it." mockup

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

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"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%." mockup

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

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'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.' mockup

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

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"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?" mockup

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

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Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared. mockup

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

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"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic." mockup

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

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"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel." mockup

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

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'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'

'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.' mockup

'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'

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"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life." mockup

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

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"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!" mockup

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

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'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.' mockup

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

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'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.' mockup

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

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'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.' mockup

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

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"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps." mockup

"You additional graphics are totally unnecessary, Phelps."

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"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit." mockup

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

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Performance Perfectionists Mugs Collection

Performance Perfectionists Pillows

Find pillows that celebrate the perfectionist’s dedication—comfortable, humorous, and inspiring for any creative workspace or lounge.

Performance Perfectionists Prints

Browse prints that inspire perfectionists to keep striving for greatness, adding a clever, motivating touch to any studio or office space.

Performance Perfectionists T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that speak to the perfectionist’s desire for excellence, blending humor and motivation in stylish designs.