Circle Curator Gifts

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Painting taking root...

Misunderstood artist

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

You had me at vintage.

Rodin's Browser

Convenience.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

The Rise of Modern Art

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!