Cinematic Wizard Pillows

Dirty Harry Potter.

"Home depot."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Name your sources."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

Spell Check

Best Special Effects Award

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"