Special Effects Wizard Pillows

James Cameron

"I still say they've overdone the anti-aging CGI."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Which part are you reading for?"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Monster Clown

George Martin

Santa CGI Effect

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

The 2024 Deepfake awards

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

Best Special Effects Award

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Club DJ.

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."