Cinematic Cat Fan Mugs

Cat Cinema

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

How Amazon was invented

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"You're completely screwed up."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"She's all over YouTube."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"