Cinema Prints

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

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"Is it any good?"

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'I know you're watching the budget, but this isn't really doing justice to the battle of Waterloo.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

'I can't wait to see the reviews in the newspaper to find out whether I like the movie or not.'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

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'Cat on a Hot Tin Streetcar' and 'A roof named Desire' I love 'em Mr. Williams but we'll have to re look at those titles!'

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

'It stinks!'

"Hallelujah, I'm a believer!"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Now Showing: Retirement Village Vixens! You must be 65.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I'm his guardian."

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

You are very important to me!

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I love my luvvie."

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

"I'm a big film buff."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'