Cinema T-Shirts

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

"Is it any good?"

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'I know you're watching the budget, but this isn't really doing justice to the battle of Waterloo.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Fin.

'I can't wait to see the reviews in the newspaper to find out whether I like the movie or not.'

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Don't go in there!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Find the reviewer

Welcome to Hollywood

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

'Now I identify with Mrs. Robinson.'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Hallelujah, I'm a believer!"

In an instant, Ashley's social life was reduced to the status of pond scum.

'Cat on a Hot Tin Streetcar' and 'A roof named Desire' I love 'em Mr. Williams but we'll have to re look at those titles!'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.

'It stinks!'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Man in Video Shop, "Seen it, Seen it, Seen it, wouldn't want to"

The Happy Movie - Warning: This movie contains no death, murder,explosions,fighting or violence of any kind whatsoever. 'What do you think?'

You are very important to me!

Now Showing: Retirement Village Vixens! You must be 65.

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.