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"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

Jar Jar Binx in a jar.

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

Goldilocks at Sundance.

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Elsa, You're Frozen Again."

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

Dating in Oz

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"You had me at ole."

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

"E.T. Stay home.

"If you've already sent payment, please disregard this notice."

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

"I am sorry - but, it's rusted up solid, I am gonna have to replace the calf, ankle and foot..."

Field of unhatched eggs. Caption reads- Prequel to Alfred Hitchcocks 'The Birds'.

"You laughing at my mule?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Millie Bobby Brown

Almost Everything Bagel

The Scream at the movie theater.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"There just aren't any good parts."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

'For the last time, it's called a 'win-win' contract. Nobody gets whacked.'

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."