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"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

Goldilocks at Sundance.

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"Audit him - but make it look like an accident."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Elsa, You're Frozen Again."

Dating in Oz

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

"Remember that time you made me laugh and people came out of my nose?"

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"You had me at ole."

"E.T. Stay home.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. . ."

"There just aren't any good parts."

The Scream at the movie theater.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"If you've already sent payment, please disregard this notice."

"Stella, just...you know...come on, man."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

Almost Everything Bagel

Millie Bobby Brown

Jim and Betty Noir could turn a simple trip to the post office into gripping melodrama.

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

'For the last time, it's called a 'win-win' contract. Nobody gets whacked.'

"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."

"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."

"With these credit default swaps, I never know whose legs I'm supposed to break."

"We will always have Paris."

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

'And then Dorothy remembered she was colorblind'

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