Cinematic Arts Prints

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Horror movies

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Modern Major General

"Bloody hell!"

'There's nothing on.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Applause

"Hugh fans!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Housekeeping?!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."