Cinematic Arts Prints

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Herman Mankiewicz

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Horror movies

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'There's nothing on.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Modern Major General

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Bloody hell!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Applause

"Housekeeping?!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Hugh fans!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"