Cinema Sentinel Gifts

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Sinking Oil Tanker

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

The Lawyer of Oz

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"My worst nightmare is seeing apostrophes where they don't belong."

'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

'Sadly the characters are still one-dimensional.'

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

Heavenwood

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

'They're arguing over whether it should have an apostrophe.'

Tha Flood

"So many social security numbers, so little time..."

Peeping Tom Husband Dragged Away By His Wife.

Twelve-step verification

Bicycle race.

'I'd invite you in but we've got this new cream sofa and matching rug!'