Find stylish and witty t-shirts that speak to cinema enthusiasts with a creative edge. Perfect for casual outings or movie marathons, these shirts celebrate film and art with a fun twist.
"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."
"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"
"Hack back with all you've got!"
"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"
Christopher Nolan caricature
Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban
'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'
R.I.P. Democracy
"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."
"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."
Sinking Oil Tanker
The Lawyer of Oz
'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'
"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."
Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito
"My worst nightmare is seeing apostrophes where they don't belong."
'This is where it gets tricky. I see 3 alternate endings and a director's cut.'
"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."
'Sadly the characters are still one-dimensional.'
"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."
If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .
Heavenwood
'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'
"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."
No Starlets Were Harmed
'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'
Journalism
'They're arguing over whether it should have an apostrophe.'
Tha Flood
"So many social security numbers, so little time..."
"We are currently experiencing high call volumes..."
Did you see Doctor Strange, little buddy? Yes sir!!! I reported to the nearest 3-D theater as mandated by the unspoken Comic Fan Compact of 2008 … wherein we all tacitly agreed that these are not individual movies, they are one big story and to miss even one part of it is sacrilege. I even watch all the Marvel Netflix shows, pursuant to the Daredevil Addendum of 2015, sir!!! So noted.
Peeping Tom Husband Dragged Away By His Wife.
Twelve-step verification
Bicycle race.
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