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'I'm not too impressed with this dinner theater.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"The Eggsorcist"

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Giraffe Selfie

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

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Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Punch Initials - O

Mask Autumn