Cinema Elitist T-Shirts

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Champagne at the hunt

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

Tea Snob.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

'The Garrett Club'

Man in bright shirt distracts cinema goers.

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"I'm sorry, but I can't commit to a full movie."

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

"I feel intellectually superior to people who take sugar in tea and coffee."

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."