Cinema Elitist T-Shirts

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Champagne at the hunt

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Oxford, Cambridge, Redbrick, Poly . . .'

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Tea Snob.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

“Don’t underestimate his lawyers. They went to Harvard.”

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

"Sorry, sir. But if you can't pronounce it, you can't have it."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

"Why don't you just stop moaning and ask him to take his hat off?"

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

Wussapalooka

Man in bright shirt distracts cinema goers.

'The Garrett Club'

"Sorry, this is NOT a school, it is a university: we have an entrance exam..."

"Lady, I didn't go to barista school just to serve you black coffee."

"I really enjoyed that, but if anyone asks, don't you dare tell them we watched it."

"I'm sorry, but I can't commit to a full movie."

"I'm a voracious amasser of reading material."

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"I feel intellectually superior to people who take sugar in tea and coffee."

Pompous young oxford man asking someone whether he was 'at either university'

'The GOP has a Purity Test!'

Millionaires club: "The bad news is, this recession has forced us to recruit lottery winners!"

'I hear your headmaster's only listed in Who's Who.'