Cigar Passionist Gifts

"Would you prefer smoking or non smoking?"

Sir Winston Churchill

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Cigars for the Upcoming Bear Market

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Burning love

'Cohiba is written on here with a Sharpie.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Men on the side of a building.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

José Saramago

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

H L Mencken.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Devil Smokes Cigar

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

"You see them huddled outside a lot since the smoke and mirrors ban came in."

The night after Christmas.

William Hague as Churchill.

Man's dentures hold cigar.

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."