Cicada Fan Mugs

"No, other cheek."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Big Bang Theory.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Music Hall Dancers

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Running

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Ricochet

How Piñatas Are Born

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"He keeps touching me!"

Raging Bull on Ice

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

The Worst Date Ever

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!