Cicada Lover Mugs

Cicada bumper sticker

Bad hair day!

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

God save the Queen.

Look,that is not your Daddy

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Adios Amoebas

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"I love you.''

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"Hold on a second there, Roger; Ken's raised some very good points."

Mean Sheriff.

'My wife is on a diet of bananas and coconuts, she hasn't lost any weight but you can sure climb trees!'

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"Breakfast's ready, darling."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."