Triceratops Fans Mugs

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Happy birthday Darling!

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

Imitation Crab

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Grizzy Selfie

You don’t have to fake it, Bob—it’s OK to show your fear.

'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'