Triceratops Fans Mugs

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

Sea Horse outside saloon

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Crabbing

"I've had my eye on you for some time"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

Police Box

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Goldfish funeral

Cosmetic pouches.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'No pressure, Louie!!'

'It's my feature wall.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Imitation Crab

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

Air's kinda chilly. Bet it's warmer tomorrow. The evolution of procrastinators.

'Your feet can hurt, or you can have a headache. Whn you're a cephalopod, that's about it.'