Cicada Fan Prints

"No, other cheek."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Music Hall Dancers

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Running

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

How Piñatas Are Born

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"He keeps touching me!"

Raging Bull on Ice

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"51st State, eh?!"