Church Promoter T-Shirts

"That's our new church mascot."

America, are we learning anything?

Create some buzz!

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Tabletop Theatre

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Myanmar coup

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Earth Mother

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Lessons have been learned.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Zika global alert

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Peace on Earth

Peace in shackles.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music