Prayer Promoter T-Shirts

"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."

Grace For Flies

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Tabletop Theatre

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Monk Prompt

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"That's our new church mascot."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Myanmar coup

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Earth Mother

Praying mantis.

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'Lessons have been learned.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'