Church Comedienne T-Shirts

Find fun and faith-inspired t-shirts for the church comedienne in your life. Comfortable, clever, and perfect for inspiring laughter during her joyful service.

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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Monk Prompt

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"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!" mockup

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

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How's my sermon. . .

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Bishops Snooker

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The ten ammendments

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"...and in conclusion..."

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"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..." mockup

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

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'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.' mockup

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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'Even More Disciples'

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"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be." mockup

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

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Nun Binning the Devil

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'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.' mockup

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

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"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven mockup

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.' mockup

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

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Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.' mockup

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

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Applause

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First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name. mockup

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

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'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.' mockup

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

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Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE! mockup

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

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Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?' mockup

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

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'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

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"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher." mockup

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

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How's my Sermon . . .

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'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

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'Great escapism, Reverend!'

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'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.' mockup

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

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'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?' mockup

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

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'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.' mockup

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

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'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.' mockup

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

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"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know." mockup

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

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"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either." mockup

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

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"I really liked that stuff you were saying about all of us being sinners and how we're damned for eternity."

"I really liked that stuff you were saying about all of us being sinners and how we're damned for eternity." mockup

"I really liked that stuff you were saying about all of us being sinners and how we're damned for eternity."

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Church Comedienne T-Shirts Collection

Church Comedienne Mugs

Looking for more humorous and faith-filled mugs for her collection? Discover witty designs perfect for the church comedienne today.

Church Comedienne Pillows

Find cozy, humorous pillows that add a touch of faith and fun to her home or office space, celebrating her joyful calling.

Church Comedienne Prints

Brighten her space with inspiring and funny prints that blend faith and humor, perfect for the church comedienne's decor.