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John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Monk Prompt

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

How's my sermon. . .

The Sleeping Congregation.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"...and in conclusion..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Bishops Snooker

'Even More Disciples'

The ten ammendments

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Applause

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

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'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'