Church Closure Pillows

Add a touch of warmth and sentiment to any space with pillows that honor the church's legacy or embrace what’s next after a closure.

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"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days." mockup

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

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'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.' mockup

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

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'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...' mockup

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

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'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!' mockup

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

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"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church." mockup

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.' mockup

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

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Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined. mockup

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

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"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek." mockup

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

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"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!" mockup

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!" mockup

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

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'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.' mockup

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

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Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

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'Let us pray...'

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"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?" mockup

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

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"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'." mockup

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

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Clown Ministry Baptism Today

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....' mockup

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

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'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry). mockup

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

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"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar." mockup

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

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Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions. mockup

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

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Vicar wearing sunglasses.

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United Church of OMG

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"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..." mockup

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

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Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.' mockup

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

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The ten ammendments

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'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?' mockup

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

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The Sleeping Congregation.

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Kentucky Fried Horse

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Sermon Applause.

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"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?" mockup

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

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Church Closure Pillows Collection

Church Closure Mugs

Explore our collection of church closure mugs, each designed to celebrate transition with humor and heart, perfect for clergy and congregation members.

Church Closure Prints

Browse inspiring prints that commemorate the resilience and hope of your community during times of church transition.

Church Closure T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that capture the spirit of community change, blending humor and heartfelt messages for those experiencing a church closure.