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Church Administrators Pillows
Add comfort and a touch of humor to their space with pillows that celebrate your church administrator. These thoughtful accents make a cozy and humorous gift that shows you care.
"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."
Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'
"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"
Cleric with bible briefcase.
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'
"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."
Clown Ministry Baptism Today
"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"
"That's our new church mascot."
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'
Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."
'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'
"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"
CCTV in church.
Nun Binning the Devil
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."
"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."
"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."
'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'
'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'
"It's a cup holder."
'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'
Church Administrators Pillows Collection
Church Administrators Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for church administrators—combine humor, gratitude, and practical design for a truly special gift.
Church Administrators Prints
Browse inspiring prints that honor your church administrator—ideal for their desk, office, or home to remind them of their valued role.
Church Administrators T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate your church administrator’s dedication—wit, humor, and appreciation come together in our unique designs.