Chuckle-worthy Cat-loving Human Pillows

'I'll be your best friend, but nothing kinky.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Schrödinger and his cat

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

Meowlzebub

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'I want to talk about your efforts to increase sales, Robert.'

The Upholstery Consultant

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

Why cat yoga classes don't work

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Curiosity discovers life on Mars

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"He's very finicky."

Zen Kitten

'Now I really am sick.'

"A kitten for your thoughts."